The Condiment Bible takes issue with the lack of condiments at the annual Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest.*
However, we fully support the International Federation of Competitive Eating (IFOCE) ban on vuvuzela's at this year's event.
Richard Shea, president of Major League Eating, issued this gem:
“We will not let the sanctity of our game be disrupted by an annoying, bee-like hum.”
*To be discussed on July 4th!
Image: vuvuzela-free zone, by lisatozzi